No Coincidences?

Aaaaaaaargh!!!!!

Just when I made up my mind not to go on a vacation anymore, I read my horoscope and this is what it said. Okay, not that I am a horoscope junkie but since Friendster came up with this feature, it's been hard to ignore it. So this is what my horoscope say:

"There's nothing more dangerous than boredom. It can cause even the most rational and objective among us to behave in quite erratic ways. Rather than letting that happen, why not take the vacation time you've been saving up for a special occasion? If you don't, you may end up getting so frustrated that one misplaced paperclip will inspire you to stalk out of your office and never come back. Wouldn't a tan and some beach time be a better solution?"

Waaaaaaaaah.

Should I? Lemme ask my Magic 8 ball.

shake..... shake.... shake...

and MAgic 8-Ball says..............

"Signs point to YES!!!!"

Fuck.

Okay, one more time.

shake... shake... shake....

and.........

"Yes definitely."

Shit, I better start looking for the cheapest airfare to New York or Florida or something. All signs point to YES.

God, this is insane. I can't believe I am taking my horoscope and my Magic 8-ball seriously. Somebody knock some sense into me!