The Advice Bunny

I came accross the advice bunny while browsing on company time. You could ask the bunny a question and it will give you an advice. I didn't have a problem at the moment, thank God, life has been sooo good since I met him. But I typed a question anyway.

Me: "Does he love me?"
Advice Bunny: "Yes, of course, you silly person!"

Whoa! Good one! I decided to ask again.

Me: "Does he love me?"
Advice Bunny: "Repeating questions confuses me and makes me give the wrong answers!"

How funny! So I rephrased my question.

Me: "Does he really love me?"
Advice Bunny: "Must you bother me with your constant questions?"

I think he's getting irritated. Maybe I should change my question.

Me: "Do you think he will make love to me tonight?"
Advice Bunny: Yes, Yes Yes Yes! Wanna order pizza?"

Ha ha ha! Damn bunny! How clever! My partner craves for pizza after sex! Hmm, does it mean that men in general crave for pizza after sex? If this is a standard answer that the Advice Bunny gives, then the above premise is true. All men crave for pizza after sex. Hehehe

I was tempted to ask my original question again.

Me: "So does he really, really love me?"
Advice Bunny: "Do you honestly expect me to know?"

Hahaha. I don't, I'm sorry little bunny. I guess I'd better ask the Advice Duck. I clicked on Advice Duck and...

Advice Duck: Advice Duck knows what the bunny doesn't. The answer is yes!

Okay, enough fooling around. I have to get my ass back to work.

Link to the Bunny: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/advice_index.html